WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2019: Brutus ” The Barber” Beefcake

Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake

Class of 2019

The Barber, The Butcher, The Man with no Name (Not enough space for rest

Hall of Fame Rating

1 out of 10

A joke

Oh hey, look at that….everyone gets in the Hall of Fame. Everyone.

For those like me who grew up in the 1980s, the name of Brutus the Barber Beefcake is a well known one. He played 6th or 7th high baby face during his tenure as a baby face with the company, 1987-1991, and again 1991-1993.  (Just below, Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Randy Savage, Jake Roberts, Jim Duggan, Dusty Rhodes, and depending on the year Demolition).

There are a few issues here. Beefcake wasn’t a good wrestler. He wasn’t a good talker. He wasn’t really anything except a silly gimmick, which he milked for years. There is one reason he was given the opportunity to milk said character in WWF and to have any kind of success in wrestling, and that’s this man.

 

You see Ed Leslie, as I will refer to him for rest of this piece was really good, close best friends of the biggest star in the company , or in wrestling in general.

It got him matches

Sometimes its not who you are, how talented you are or any some such as much as its who you know. Well Ed Leslie knew Hulk Hogan.  He KNEW him really well and that means he has talent. See.

Talent means standing next to talent

He got his job, his success, his lasting push (at one point being booked to end Mr. Perfect’s undefeated streak) are all due to that man.

Brutus Beefcake is Mr. Nepotism.

Don’t believe me?

An easy way to tell a great wrestler is by three elements. They first can wrestle. Can Leslie?

Okay, well they can talk then. Can Leslie?

Alright, if neither of those, they at least have a memorable lasting character, like Hillbilly Jim or Jim Duggan. Does Leslie succeed here?

Three strikes and you are out.  Ed Leslie had SO MANY GIMMICKS. He had so many because he WAS TERRIBLE!

But FRIENDS

One only needs to look at his “run” in WCW to see how once you remove the Barber persona that Ed Leslie was nothing.  He was however, the Man with No Name. (Literally, but we will cover that momentarily)

Leslie followed Hogan to WCW for no other reason except he was close to Hulk Hogan.

FRIENDS!

You don’t remember the amazing ground breaking character of the Bootyman?

This by the way is not a good gimmick. And neither was any of his other gimmicks in WCW. And just for review. Here is the list of all the characters Ed Leslie played:

Baron Beefcake

Big Brother Booty

The Booty Man

Brother Bruti

Brute Force

Brutus Beefcake

The Butcher

The Clipmaster

The Disciple

Dizzy Hogan

Ed Boulder

Eddie Hogan

The Mariner

The Man With No Name

The Zodiac

Notice how three of those share last names with Hulk Hogan (Dizzy, Eddie & Ed Boulder, brother to Terry “The Hulk” Boulder).

So why now? Why Leslie. Easy.

You see Hulk Hogan is back in the good graces with WWE. So, when Hulk Hogan asks, the WWE is like, what the hell why not. Why the hell not?! This is why the hell not.

 

But hey, everyone gets in the hall of fame. Everyone. EVERYONE. You just need to have a good friend.

Why 2019?

Spell it out with me.

F

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N

D

S

What does that spell? Go to Hell.

 

 

Opens Door For?

Who is John Cena’s best friend? How about Roman Reigns?

BEST FRIENDS WING!

 

Reasons this shouldn’t have happened.

THE MAN With NO Name.. Hall of Famer?

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WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2019: Torrie Wilson

Torrie Wilson

Class of 2019

Woman “Wrestler”

Hall of Fame Rating

1 out of 10

A joke

Holy moly, what are we doing here, WWE? Torrie Wilson?

WWE has a tendency to induct undeserving talents. Its a WWE staple. Almost each year has at least one head scratcher; one obvious misstep. Did the Bushwhackers belong in the Class of 2015 with Macho Man Randy Savage? Of course not. Should The Godfather have joined a class filled with legends like Sting, the Fabulous Freebirds and Stan Hansen? No. Yet even despite their obvious lack of worth, there is only one Hall of Famer who universally was panned by fans everywhere. That man was Koko B. Ware.

Mr. Hall of Fame said no one ever

So why do I bring up Mr. Ware in Torrie Wilson’s induction article? Well simply, WWE has now given us the female version of Koko B. Ware in the Hall of Fame. Welcome to Torrie Wilson.

Torrie Wilson has no business being anywhere near any Hall of Fame. Halls of Fame go to the best of the best. So how do you define the best? In wrestling, sometimes its championships. Let’s look at Torrie’s championships.

 

 

Okay, sometimes people get in for having amazing matches. Let’s take a look at Torrie Wilson’s greatest matches.

 

 

So this latest inductee has no championships and never put on a great match. Surely she must have done something in wrestling to be given this honor?

Here are the two things Torrie Wilson is known best for. Firstly, she had a feud with Dawn Marie (Who?), where Torrie’s father Al married Dawn Marie in his underwear, before suffering a heart attack.

Riveting televison.

The second thing Torrie is known for is carrying a dog.

That’s it. That’s all. There is nothing memorable, nothing worthy. This induction makes no sense and is as bad as the worst of the worst.

WWE is all about making the women and men’s wrestlers equal in today’s environment, so congratulations to the Female Koko B. Ware, Torrie Wilson. You are unwelcome, despised and awful.

 

Why 2018?

Torrie came back for the first Women’s Royal Rumble in 2018…maybe?

Opens Door For?

Fifi the dog. That’s Torrie’s dog. Might as well as this point

 

Reasons this shouldn’t have happened.

Literally ALL the reasons. BAD BAD BAD.

 

Torrie Wilson Becomes the Ko Ko B Ware of Female Inductions

Not a year goes by where there isn’t one induction which is a head scratcher. Whether its The Godfather or the Bushwhackers, WWE continues to induct people, gimmicks and characters which have no business being mentioned in Halls of Fame. The biggest and best example (outside of Vince Sr’s limo driver James Dudley) is Koko B. Ware.

Ware was a popular talent in the 80s who feuded with absolutely no one, was an undercard wrestler, and sang a song for the 1987 album, Piledriver. Not a Hall of Fame career. 2009 was the time where the rejuvenated Hall of Fame (brought back in 2004) seemed to jump the shark, anyone, literally anyone could get in the Hall of Fame, a point proved the following year when Drew Carey went in for one appearance.

The reason I bring this up is Torrie Wilson is as bad a Ko Ko B. Ware. She is the female equivalent. Good job WWE.

Name one feud, one great match, one angle where Torrie Wilson succeeded and showcase her talents to be of a caliber to be exemplified as the best of the best. Torrie isn’t even average. She was bad.

She was one of the best examples of a talent brought in (originally to WCW) for her looks over her actual wrestling ability. She would be the precursor to Kelly Kelly, an untalented model who had no business being in this business.

So why Torrie, when Molly Holly, Victoria, Sable, Luna Vachon, Bull Nakano, The Jumping Bomb Angels, Velvet Mcintyre and Rockin Robin aren’t in?

Uh…she’s hot?

 

I’m going to do a scathing full breakdown on Torrie Wilson shortly. In the meantime, here’s what Torrie is known for.  Hall of Famer, my ass