WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2019: Torrie Wilson

Torrie Wilson

Class of 2019

Woman “Wrestler”

Hall of Fame Rating

1 out of 10

A joke

Holy moly, what are we doing here, WWE? Torrie Wilson?

WWE has a tendency to induct undeserving talents. Its a WWE staple. Almost each year has at least one head scratcher; one obvious misstep. Did the Bushwhackers belong in the Class of 2015 with Macho Man Randy Savage? Of course not. Should The Godfather have joined a class filled with legends like Sting, the Fabulous Freebirds and Stan Hansen? No. Yet even despite their obvious lack of worth, there is only one Hall of Famer who universally was panned by fans everywhere. That man was Koko B. Ware.

Mr. Hall of Fame said no one ever

So why do I bring up Mr. Ware in Torrie Wilson’s induction article? Well simply, WWE has now given us the female version of Koko B. Ware in the Hall of Fame. Welcome to Torrie Wilson.

Torrie Wilson has no business being anywhere near any Hall of Fame. Halls of Fame go to the best of the best. So how do you define the best? In wrestling, sometimes its championships. Let’s look at Torrie’s championships.

 

 

Okay, sometimes people get in for having amazing matches. Let’s take a look at Torrie Wilson’s greatest matches.

 

 

So this latest inductee has no championships and never put on a great match. Surely she must have done something in wrestling to be given this honor?

Here are the two things Torrie Wilson is known best for. Firstly, she had a feud with Dawn Marie (Who?), where Torrie’s father Al married Dawn Marie in his underwear, before suffering a heart attack.

Riveting televison.

The second thing Torrie is known for is carrying a dog.

That’s it. That’s all. There is nothing memorable, nothing worthy. This induction makes no sense and is as bad as the worst of the worst.

WWE is all about making the women and men’s wrestlers equal in today’s environment, so congratulations to the Female Koko B. Ware, Torrie Wilson. You are unwelcome, despised and awful.

 

Why 2018?

Torrie came back for the first Women’s Royal Rumble in 2018…maybe?

Opens Door For?

Fifi the dog. That’s Torrie’s dog. Might as well as this point

 

Reasons this shouldn’t have happened.

Literally ALL the reasons. BAD BAD BAD.

 

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