WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2017: Ravishing Rick Rude

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Ravishing Rick Rude

Class of 2017

What A Real Man Looks Like, Mustachioed Masterpiece


Hall of Fame Ranking

8 out of 10


Ravishing Rick Rude is going into the Hall of Fame. FINALLY!

Rick Rude was the first predictive article as part of my “Future Hall of Famer” series from 4 years ago. I knew it would happen, and am pleased to be correct.

In wrestling, we always talk about the total package. A superstar who can speak, get a reaction, is either hated or loved, has charisma, has the look and can put on an entertaining match. These men are few and far between. Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair are all main event prime examples of that. And most total packages, make it to the main event.


Not that kind of Total Package

It would have been hard to ignore Shawn Michaels, but it is possible. Case and point, Ravishing Rick Rude.

To say that Rick Rude is underrated is in itself an understatement. Rick Rude had all the elements. It is undeniable that he was word champion material and theoretically if he had not gotten injured in 1992, he would have been . ( I do not count the weird bastardized WCW International Championship, something it ran concurrently with the WCW Title)

Rude is the product of the 1980s. This was  one of the pinnacles of wrestling. It is after all considered to be the Golden Era of modern day wrestling. The territory system combined with competition between WWF/NWA/World Class/AWA gave us seasoned wrestlers with character, ability and charisma. Rude represents this. . And if you look at his work, it is obvious what he had.

The man could talk. Talking is a skill set that most performers, heel or face today, simply don’t have. A modern comparison to Rude is John Morrison, who talked with the charisma of an accountant referencing tax law.

And nonsensical

And nonsensical

However, this idea that everyone in the 70s and 80s knew how to talk is absurd. Managers’ prevalence existed for the sole reason that most performers didn’t know how to speak. And this is during the time when your promo put assess in the seats.

And Rude could do that. His entire WWF and WCW gimmick was based on a heel insulting the audience for being so damn fine. Now, he wouldn’t be the first to endow himself with physical superiority in wrestling (everyone to some degree does that), his biggest difference was he was threatening to steal the fans women and looked like he could. physical looks really only began to take form in the 80s (and became very overblown due to steroids) Still Rude had to the look and the charisma.

Both of these factors are needed for a main event performer, but that’s not it. A all around performer like Michaels or Flair had to be able to get into the psyche of the audience. The audience had to revile them. Rick Rude during his WCW stint had what I consider to be one of the best heel reactions at an event. Take a look.

That is heel heat. Ric Flair never got that heat. (John Cena does)


Main events also need to be able to wrestle well or to create stories with their matches (We all know Hogan & Warrior couldn’t wrestle) Rude was more than capable in this field. He was one of the top three “heels who sell” in the late 80s (Dibiase, Perfect & Rude) He made the Ultimate Warrior look like a million dollars.

Feud wise, Rude also was incredibly engaging and entertaining with his work with Jake Roberts. Who can forget Jake Roberts’ wife, Cheryl on Rick Rude tights. This feud, if you haven’t watched it, is everything that is great about professional wrestling. It was the perfect mixture of Rick Rude characters with a popular number 3 baby face which got both more over in the process. It is these types of feuds which WWE is missing today.

So how does a man who can talk, who can wrestle, who plays his role and makes the crowd hate him not become a world champion?

Well in the 1980s, it was completely possible. Dibiase, Piper & Perfect never attained the gold in the WWF. No heel did (except Sgt. Slaughter). Which is why Rude left WWF. He knew what he had, and what he could offer and decided to try to become a main event star down south (back to his roots as well in Texas/WCCW). And the funny thing is Rude did actually succeed in WCW in breaking through the glass ceiling. He held the US Heavyweight and the International Heavyweight Champion.

What's That?

What’s That?

The original Big Gold Belt which lasted for a very short period of time in between Ric Flair leaving for WWF and 1992.  And rick Rude had that belt. He reached a pinnacle which would have lead to other pinnacles and maybe even an eventual return to WWF if he had not gotten injured in 1992.

Rude’s career trajectory was looking high until this match

Rude got a serious back injury. (yet finished the match) The type which ends your career. And it did. Rick Rude never wrestled for a major promotion again in his life. Like Magnum TA before him, this was a tragedy. Rick Rude was in his prime when he was injured.

If Rick Rude hadn’t gotten injured in 1994, he would have eventually succeeded in his quest to become the WCW World Heavyweight Champion. He had the skill, the organization  believed in him and his trajectory was obvious.

For all injured wrestlers, the sudden end is painful and jolting. Modern fans only have to look at Edge to see a hefty example of sudden, changing and complete. Many, including Edge, went off into the sunset or some became announcers or agents and retired.

Rude didn’t do this. He succeeded still in his injury. He went and refound himself in ECW. Both s an announcer and on camera personality. However, his real contribution in the late 90s was the one of the top five events of the Monday Night Wars. He appeared on Nitro/RAW in the same night.

WWF brought Rude back in to be the enforcer for DX. His presence helped add credence and character to an already strong act in DX. Yet when Bret Hart was screwed by Vince, Rude jumped ship to WCW which gave us this interesting night.

Rude is also one of only two men to appear in DX and NWO, which for all intents and purposes are the WCW/WWF versions of the same idea.

Rude tragically died in 1999. He died during his training and rehabilitation to return to the ring. His great friend Curt Hennig returned after a similar injury (as did Shawn Michaels). Unfortunately, due to his 80s steroid and drug use, his body had weakened to the point where it couldn’t withhold the strain and he had a heart attack.

Who knows what kind of effect Rude may have had on WWF or WCW for years to come if he had returned in 1999/2000. Another tragic death of the list of deaths between 1998-today. The 80s gave us so much and sadly many of them were taken away, including the great Rick Rude.

Welcome to the Hall of Fame, Ravishing Rick Rude.

Why 2017?

Rick Rude is super past due in to be included in the Hall of Fame. (How were the Godfather, and the Big Boss Man in before this man)

WWE has been on a regular path of adding the glaring missing people, especially if they are deceased. 2015 gave us Randy Savage, 2016 gave us the Freebirds, 2017 gives us Rick Rude. Thank the lord!


Opens Door For?

Possibly anyone else who pissed off Vince McMahon during the Attitude Era? Jeff Jarrett? (Well, when he is dead)

Reasons this shouldn’t have happened.

Uh, I guess Rick Rude made Vince McMahon angry 20 years ago. Maybe Vince couldn’t handle his manliness?

WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2017: Teddy Long


Teddy Long

Class of 2017

Longest Tenured Smackdown GM; Consistently Employed


Hall of Fame Rating

4 out of 10


Hey look! Its Teddy Long! Holla Holla Holla!


And he dances….like this…


It wouldn’t be a WWE Hall of Fame Class without an inductee who just isn’t in the same league as the rest of the group. For every Ricky Steamboat, there is a Howard Finkel (2009); for every Antonio Inoki, a Bullet Bob Armstrong (2010); and for every Diamond Dallas Page, a Teddy Long.

We all remember Teddy Long. He was on WWE TV for many years. He was the long time role of face Smackdown General Manager. Up until today’s Daniel Bryan, WWE never really did Good Guy General Managers well. They were always kinda boring and just there. That’s why Teddy Long was perfect; he was kinda boring and just there.

Teddy Long...doing what he does best...

Teddy Long…doing what he does best…

Teddy Long career in wrestling began as a gofer for certain stars. The stories include that he was “get me that kid” guy, for such superstars as Abdullah the Butcher.

Forks! I need forks!

Forks! I need forks!


The wrestling business used to be very structured. In pro wrestling parlance, “dues” were needed to get you to the next level. As a wrestler, that includes doing the job for a couple of years. (Not a current thing- looking at you Roman Reigns)

In the non-wrestler role, many men went to ring crew to get themselves into the business. Long followed this path. He moved from ring crew to part time referee, working as the NWA needed him to, throughout the late 80s.  He even got to ref the NWA heavyweight match between Ric Flair and Ricky Steamboat…as a replacement.

The replacement might as well be Long’s nickname. Long had allies in NWA, including Kevin Sullivan and Eddie Gilbert (as well as Dusty Rhodes later). Due to this, Long was given a promotion from referee to manager. Generally speaking, refs don’t move up to different levels. This isn’t due to their lack of talent or caring, more so due to their lack of the dynamism. Long suffered from the same issue that Nick Patrick suffered when he turned heel in WCW. He just couldn’t be a believable bad guy.

That didn’t stop NWA/WCW from trying. Long was given WCW world champions Doom, The Skyscrapers (including Sid, and the Future Undertaker, Mean Mark Callous) among others. Long’s major issue was he just wasn’t that great at being a manager.

Yes, he was unlikable, but in 1990, heels were automatically booed. It was still a kayfabe given. Long was less on the level of Jim Cornette or Bobby Heenan and more on the level of Oliver Humperdink. Who is Oliver Humperdink?

A man who will never be in the Hall of Fame... Oliver Humperdink

A man who will never be in the Hall of Fame… Oliver Humperdink

Like Humperdink, Paul Jones, Sonny Onno or Harvey Whippleman, Teddy Long was an obvious 2nd tier manager. His promo skills were fairly lacking, something which in a managerial role, makes that performer useless and forgettable. Mean Mark, for instance didn’t need Teddy Long talking for him. Long was an accessory, and proof positive of WWE’s current belief that managers really aren’t needed.

Teddy Long was employed by WCW until 1996, even though his “memorable” management times stuck exclusively to 1990-1992. You see, Teddy Long was really good at keeping a job. In his wrestling career, he stayed with NWA/WCW from 1985-1996 and WWE from 1998-2014.

Longevity is in many ways looked at an asset. If you can stay with a company for a long time, you must be great. Right?

Not necessarily. Long’s longevity is due to being just nice enough to fly under the radar. He didn’t make problems and likely didn’t cost very much. Why not keep him around?

WWE brought Long back to his beginnings in 1998 as a referee. Long played this role for many years in WWE, doing a fine and extremely unmemorable job.

WWE promoted Long to manager in 2002, after the failed Invasion/WCW/ECW storyline and he proceeded to do exactly what he did in WCW, only worse. Long managed one of Mark Henry’s tenure’s in between injuries in the early 2000s as well as the easily forgettable Jazz and Rodney Mack.

Trust me you have no idea who Rodney Mack is.

Trust me you have no idea who Rodney Mack is.



After his less than memorable manger career ended in 2004 (and WWE mostly got rid of managers), Long was brought in as a Smackdown GM as a replacement for Kurt Angle. This is where most fans remember Long from. He “helmed” Smackdown from 2004-2007, ECW in 2008-2009, and Smackdown again from 2009-2012 .


Long was great as just being a means to an end. As a face general manager, the job mostly entailed giving heels a little bit of a hard time, something which in the grand scheme of general managers, is a fairly boring part of it.

Long’s most famous and well remembered contributions were making tag team matches or making a heel go one on one with the Undertaker.


And that’s about it.  Who remembers anything he did as ECW general manager?

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Or his relationship with Kristin Marhsall aka Mrs. Bobby Lashley?


Or his time as a maid with Vickie Guerrero?


Or his…nope that’s about it.

Long is a longevity inductee. Howard Finkel, Johnny Rodz, Gerald Brisco and Mae Young, none of them particularly that interesting, all made the Hall of Fame due to being there for a long time….without much attention paid to them. Like your cousin who is real nice and you like but you can’t think of anything he does.


Teddy Long..Ladies and Gentleman

Longevity gives us Finkel. And now it gives us Long.




Why 2017?

Two major reasons. Teddy Long is old, so if they were going to do it, it should be soon. Wrestlers die and it always sucks to induct without the person (See Future Hall of Famer Ivan Koloff).

Most importantly, WWE likes to diversify their classes. One big issue is WWE and wrestling in general has been a white male sport mostly with a few hispanic, black and women performers thrown in until about 20 years ago. WWE is notorious for its lack of push to especially africian american performers. And they’ve kind of run out of people to induct and like the diversity element.

Teddy Long fits a slot.

Opens Door For?

Bob Holly. Longevity in the modern WWE. No one beats Bob Holly (except Henry and Taker)

Welcome to the Hall of Fame Hardcore…UGH

Reasons this shouldn’t have happened.

Name me another Teddy Long moment i missed. There aren’t any.


Diamond Dallas Page Rolling into 2017 WWE Hall of Fame Class


WWE-Hall-of-Fame-logo-645x370According to Rolling Stone.com and confirmed by WWE.com,  Diamond Dallas Page has been confirmed for the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2017 in a “non-headliner” position.


DDP is best known for his time in WCW, being both of the few main event stars made by WCW in its heyday and one its best non NWO draws in 1997-1998. DDP is also famous as one of the oldest “rookies” in history, transitioning to wrestler at the tender age of 35.


Recently, Page has revolutionized the most popular yoga program in wrestling history with DDP Yoga. As a person who does the DDP Yoga program and has lost weight, I can speak highly about this wonderful program. Both Jake Roberts and Scott Hall owe their lives to Page.

DDP Did this

DDP Did this

On top of that, Vader has recently come to work with DDP in hopes of saving his life from heart failure.



Dallas is also very popular among his peers. On top of being helpful with DDP Yoga, he is considered to be an honest, forthright and kind member of the wrestling fraternity

All in all Diamond Dallas Page will be a welcome addition.

What do you think?